But as they wheel me into A&E, the victim of multiple dog attacks, I wish I’d been more specific.
It all started when I stumbled across an old lamp buried deep in the woods. I had no idea what it was, but I decided to take it home with me. When I got home, I dusted it off and out popped a genie. I was so surprised that I didn’t think twice about my wish. I said the first thing that came to my mind: “I need bitches on my dick.”
The genie nodded and said it was done. I thought nothing of it and went to bed.
The next morning, I was awoken by a loud barking sound. I opened my window to find a pack of wild dogs surrounding my house. I was so shocked that I didn’t move. The dogs started to bark louder and I noticed they were all female. I had no idea what was going on.
The dogs started to circle me and I knew I was in trouble. I tried to run away, but they were too fast. I was bitten multiple times before I managed to escape.
As I lay in the hospital bed, I realized the genie had taken my wish literally. I should have been more specific with my wish. If only I had asked for something else, I wouldn’t be in this mess.